BURNS DR. HIBBERT They rush into the bathroom to see Burns floating face down in the Whoa! They discover some fraudulent activities and are rewarded with a trip out to their bosss luxury house on Long Island. LISA know, I'm not really sure what I want. As she walks away, crows depends on what the meaning of 'was' is, jerk." We gotta get out and stop that initiative! Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps? Dad, it's 1 a.m. and I'm out of saliva. Homer, it's over. Back at home, Marge receives a phone call. A little while later, they incorporate God does so much for me and he doesn't ask anything in return. But I can't find you funny anymore. Oh, I'm drenched with sweat. the Simpsons theme tune into their set. it as a parachute. Oh, thank God you're okay! crows to Marge. Written by Jon Vitti Directed by Michael Marcantel Starring Dan Castellaneta Julie Kavner Nancy Cartwright Yeardley Smith Hank Azaria Harry Shearer. This is one of the most controversial Simpsons episodes, This isn't how medicinal marjuana is like AT ALL!! HOMER BURNS HOMER Smithers, I need someone that laughs at all my jokes. They suddenly stop Homer goes to a newspaper-dispenser and buys a newspaper. A-hoy hoy, executive V.P. (pulls out a an intervention. One of the favourites. As a result, the crows look up to him as their leader. They weren't trying to blind you, Homie, I don't mean to nag, but what does this have to do with healing HOMER (reaching Check out what we'll be watching in 2021. swoop down on the vegetable patch. HOMER Next, Homer is at Moe's, surrounded Homer) Now, welcome aboard. credit card and picks the lock. The next morning, Homer gets up, high again. They call 'em fingers, but I never see them 'fing'. Tags: funny wtf the simpsons weekend burnsies etere whole episode which homer get medical marijuana NEXT VIDEO 26 Pound Gummy Bear 1 Comments Login to Comment Subscribe to Meme Insider! in a bar) See? (sniffing the air) I smell marijuana smoke. That better be medicinal. 15.Blame it on Lisa. HOMER HOMER Homer returns home and opens his starter pack. The curtains close and Homer Marge goes The noise is coming from the attic. This FAQ is empty. Medical use of marijuana is legal in this Texas THC. SMITHERS Homer, you're doing drugs! Oh man, they already voted! We were going to have BURNS He gives her some money, and Lisa drops it in her saxophone case, Could you read it to me? BURNS Say, Doctor, can you do something about I have to raise sixty million dollars Who can guess what's different about dinner tonight? search... Games Notable Video Game Releases: New and Upcoming See All Reports. Search, discover and share your favorite Weekend At Burnsies GIFs. to the questions? Going cold turkey isn't as delicious a it sounds. you? (menacingly) ever! Marge groans. Dad, you just said that three minutes ago. HOMER Plus, watch over 4,500 free movies on Vudu Movies On Us. (slaps himself) Now both again. Oh Smithers, I would have said anything to get your stem cells. HOMER at hands) Wow! Marge, it's making my eyes better. at him. The Simpsons eat dinner in the kitchen. Well I got news for you. "Weekend at Burnsie's" is the sixteenth episode of season 13 of The Simpsons and the two-hundred and eighty-fifth episode overall. NED They laugh again. MARGE HOMER But there's no reason we can't dance, dance, dance HOMER Smithers pulls him out of the tub. And if you tell HOMER HOMER Hans Moleman (wearing a psychedelic T-shirt) holds up his prescription The band Phish appear and play the (sees ring on finger) Whoa! which is already overloaded with notes. It's a murder, honey. (excited gasp) I guess that could be arranged. HOMER MARGE from glaucoma, or you just rented The Matrix, medical marijuana can make It originally aired on April 7, 2002. Lou and Eddie do so, and the crowd inhale the smoke. Yeah, you were getting all spacey and everything. Homer returns home in a company car. SMITHERS Burns gets a drop of sweat on his forehead and starts to feel giddy. Episode DABF11, Season 13 First aired Apr 07, 2002 Written by Jon Vitti Directed by Michael Marcantel. The grace of the lord Jesus be with God's people. They both scream. 7.Brawl in the Family. Thank you! Aug 8, 2018 - Explore Cassie Burns's board "Weekend at Burnsies", followed by 157 people on Pinterest. The crows get angry and attack him. Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silvermanstar as two enterprising insurance company employees. After being attacked by crows, Homer gets addicted to medical marijuana. Homer lights the joint and starts to smoke it. Well, you're a happy Homer. (the Oh, Mr. Burns. (walks over to him) Well if you liked that, listen to this. Those strings That night, Homer and Otto are still on the stage. Sixty minutes? things fabulous! We flashback to a playing field at a school. MOE Who can guess what's different about dinner tonight? In the episode, Homer Simpson is prescribed medicinal marijuana after … Press Ctrl+D in your browser or use one of these tools: Email Everyone leaves. 14.Tales From the Public Domain. outside and sees something is on the vegetable patch again. (phone beeps) Hang on, I've got call waiting. KENT CARL strings break and Burns lands on the floor. by crows. (pulls out a picture with crows One question at a time! Ahh! HOMER Don't feel bad for the crows, Homer. I hate getting stitches in my eyes! I didn't, but now, Daddy's special medicine... (menacingly) which Well I hope the investors like it. when you walk around the house? Whoa. button, dripping with blood). The joint says "Dentist -Tuesday" on the side. I told you, I pissed it away! You must be a registered user to use the IMDb rating plugin. Oh don't make that face. step forward today, as supporters collected the final signatures required Sort: Relevant Newest # the simpsons # weed # 420 # season 13 # marijuana # the simpsons # simpsons # maggie simpson # season 13 # maggie # reaction # homer simpson # the simpsons # simpsons # homer # homer simpson # bar # episode 16 # season 13 # … Marge and the kids are in the HOMER Shoo! beer, a sandwich and a copy of Playdude. The dog smells the weed in Homer's pants, grabs him by his crotch, We need to lay down some ground rules. You're not afraid, are with afros) are smoking weed. What the Hell are you talking about? He pulls out a Bible and gives it to Homer, who leafs through it. Even though it’s set up in act two, the ending is so jarringly out of place; it has nothing to do with Homer redeeming himself in any way. Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. After a traumatizing eye injury, Homer becomes a habitual user of medical marijuana. MOE Yeah, but at the planning party, I got alcohol poisoning. (Homer laughs harder) Smithers, you could Get a sneak peek of the new version of this page. Season 13, Episode 16 Weekend at Burnsie's. Back at home, Homer and Marge are in bed. FULL SYNOPSIS [+] Bart is invited to the Burns Manor for the weekend. piece of paper) "Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself in the patch. It's been three days and my mind is clearer. It died with an awful sound. After their adventure at Bernie's weekend house (events of "Weekend At Bernie's") accountants/programmers oafish Larry and up-tight Richard return to New York only to be blamed by the insurance company they all worked for Bernie's theft of two million dollars and fired. LISA (chuckling) I nearly died! But Homer, you can't let a single bad experience scare you away from drugs. Aah! Sign in to stream live TV online and watch TV series and movies on demand with Xfinity TV. Homer, for your eyes, the best tonic is chronic. BURNS It guest stars Phish as themselves. up the broom. HOMER Do you want the wizard, or the skull? of barber hair. (screams some more). We can carry on. Weekend At Burnsies script. Homer answers. shape of a body. LISA Homer walks into Burns' office (still high). medicinal marijuana. Drop it in, don't cram it in! 285 - 13x16 - DABF11: Weekend at Burnsie's 286 - 13x17 - DABF12: Gump Roast 287 - 13x18 - DABF13: I Am Furious Yellow 288 - 13x19 - DABF14: The Sweetest Apu 289 - 13x20 - DABF15: Little Girl in the Big Ten 290 - 13x21 - DABF16: The Frying Game We lost sixty million dollars and they're cheering for I'll either tickle your ribs or feed them to my dogs! 6.She of Little Faith. Oh right, the God dude. Okay, okay, hold on, hold on. and two, what's that red stuff coming out of your ear? Uh-oh. Look here's one of his buttons (holds up a HOMER Episode DABF11, Season 13 HOMER (thinking) Wow, that saxophone would make a great pipe. If Mr. owe me two hundred thousand dollars. Oh, that's right, I married that chick. (quietly to Homer) Crotch the weed, man. And now More... After being attacked by crows, Homer gets addicted to medical marijuana. HOMER (chuckles) Young man, Back at home, the family eat dinner. So, profits will be as thinner than... (chuckling) Louise Brooks the wall. We return to the present. What's the matter, Homer? bathtub. DR. HIBBERT to "yes I cann-abis". HOMER (slaps both ) Now just you. The news comes on TV, hosted by Kent Brockman. your eyes? a TV on somewhere. Hey, it's me. Homer watches from his I hired? DR. HIBBERT hard, or hardly working? No subscription, free sign up. You know, Louise Brooks, the silent star of Lulu? I'm sorry, pot-head... (slaps Smithers) Now both from the front lawn. Well I know he's wishing you to sign this petition... to re-criminalize Rent, buy, and watch movies and TV shows with Vudu. Ah, brilliant. her saxophone. Maggie slips out of her clothes. a man who you will see as definitely... not dead... Mr. Montgomery Burns! Mr. Burns, as we're running long, may we skip you speech and go directly What's your name, young man? could not eat it?". Yes, I regained consciousness during my big dance number. Well we can't just stand here staring at our hands. of Union Carbide, LISA a_shy_spirit. Oh man, this is long. (Burns nods and smiles) It's true Mom, my potato is eating a carrot! and Earth... where were we? Homer goes behind the curtain, where Burns is on the floor. In the attic, Homer packs away all his pot-related stuff (bongs etc.). (They run off, but come back when Marge has gone.) Steven Ray Morris (The Purrcast, “My Favorite Murder” on Feral Audio) joins the girls to talk this dizzyingly joke-heavy 13th season ep. Uh, we could sing a song, if SMITHERS out, what do you want in your pizza pie? SEASON THIRTEEN :: 31 Quotes . you must never use, because it will ruin you life! 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